Let Me Introduce Myself

I am Little Miss Imperfect and if you happen to stumble upon this page, congratulations, you win 1 million dollars.

I'm kidding people!

Anyways, I am in no possible way a writer. I wish I were someone who's articulate writing skills drew the reader(That's you!) in, but I'm not. If you were looking for a blog that was well written, than I must apologize in advance. Sorry.

I am writing this blog to document my daily life and thoughts. Nearly everything I do is centered around me losing weight or the struggles I have with losing weight. I will admit that my attempts at weight loss are not usually healthy and that I have been diagnosed with EDNOS(Eating disorder not otherwise specified.)

I have been on so many diets in my 14 years of life, it's pathetic. I'll name a few: The cabbage soup diet, Weight Watchers, the 3 a day fruit diet, the 3 day diet, 0-2-4-6-8, 2-4-6-8, ABC(Ana Boot Camp), the candy diet, the coffee diet, the vegan diet, the vegetarian diet, The NO fat what-so-ever diet, the super oatmeal diet, the rainbow diet, the master cleanse, using various diet pills, the morning banana diet, fasting, and of course healthy eating/exercise.

(Please don't judge me for only being 14, I go to school and work just like the rest of you.)

I have 17 days until I turn 15 and 24 days until I start my sophomore year of high school. I figure I can easily lose 10.2 lbs by the time school starts.

How forgetful of me. I forgot to mention that I am fat and I don't mean I'm chubby or that I'm thin and have an anorexic outlook on myself. I at one time was morbidly obese! Currently I'm obese and hope to be overweight by March 31st. To be classified as overweight, I need to lose 63.5 lbs. Now to shamefully tell you my statistics.

H:5'9.5"

HW:291 lbs(Grotesque, I know.)

SW/CW:269.2lbs(Slightly less grotesque?)

GW1:259lbs-(By August 17th, 24 days from now.)

I'll be honest, losing 10.2 lbs in 24 days is not that difficult, for me anyways.

Ideally, I would like to have lost a total of 146 lbs by the first day of my junior year of high school, which is in about 1 year and 10 days, give or take a few days. Since I've lost 21.8 lbs, I need to lose 124.2 lbs more to reach my goal weight of 145 lbs in the allotted time. This is a big goal. I haven't been 145 lbs since 4th grade(I don't know how I became 215 lbs by 6th grade...)

I'm hoping this will work. I mean can you lose 5 years of fat in 1? I guess I'll have to wait to find out.

To jump start my weight loss, I'm going on a 3 day fast. This I can stick too. Water, V8 Fusion, ice, apple sauce, coffee, Sugar Free Red Bull, fat free frozen yogurt, vitamins, diet pills, Ice Tea(No Sugar!), and fat free milk are allowed. After the 3 day fast, there will be a 3 day transition period in which the above, fruit, and vegetables will be allowed.

To make this even more beneficial for myself, I will start using my new Olay facial scrub each night, before I go to bed(I have acne...I'm a teenager, it's normal!!! >.< !!!!) Also, I will start brushing my teeth and using mouth wash 2-5 times a day, instead of my once a day. Also, I will start using lotion to make my skin super soft(It's already soft, but I want silky smooth. Lol.)

With everything I'm doing, hopefully I look incredibly different by the time this is over.

I'm getting my nails done with my aunt tomorrow at 10am and she'll probably take me to lunch, or try to. I'm going to tell her the truth, I'm fasting. This shall be interesting.

~Little Miss Imperfect